{"product_id":"administrative-assistant-floral-spiral-notebook-coffee-first-then-i-ll-pretend-to-care","title":"Administrative Assistant Floral Spiral Notebook – “Coffee first, then I’ll pretend to care.”","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEvery great administrative assistant knows the golden rule: caffeine before compassion. This floral spiral-bound notebook is the perfect mix of sass and practicality, letting everyone know your priorities (coffee first, always).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWith \u003cstrong\u003e118 ruled pages\u003c\/strong\u003e of smooth 90gsm paper, it’s perfect for meeting notes, scheduling chaos, or jotting down the \u003cem\u003ereal\u003c\/em\u003e thoughts you can’t say out loud. The \u003cstrong\u003edurable 350 gsm printed floral semi-matte cover\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps it sturdy, while the \u003cstrong\u003emetal spiral binding\u003c\/strong\u003e makes flipping pages easy and fuss-free. And because you’ve got receipts (literally and figuratively), the \u003cstrong\u003edocument pocket\u003c\/strong\u003e inside the back cover is ideal for stashing loose papers, notes, or secret snack wrappers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong\u003e6\" x 8\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s compact enough to toss in your work bag but big enough to capture every task, list, and sarcastic doodle. The sleek \u003cstrong\u003edark grey back cover\u003c\/strong\u003e balances the bold, coffee-fueled front—because admin life is about looking polished while quietly plotting survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBold, coffee-powered admin quote on the front cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e118 ruled line pages (59 sheets) of smooth 90gsm paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eStrong 350 gsm semi-matte printed cover with dark grey back cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDurable metal spiral binding for easy use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHandy document pocket for extras and “evidence”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSize: 6\" x 8\" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBecause some days it’s not the meetings or the emails that keep you going—it’s the coffee. This notebook just says what you’re already thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":47235098542335,"sku":"44629087412570386472","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/5584437711394461831_2048.jpg?v=1757806103","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/administrative-assistant-floral-spiral-notebook-coffee-first-then-i-ll-pretend-to-care","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}