{"product_id":"administrative-assistant-gradient-spiral-notebook-my-job-is-50-scheduling-and-50-pretending-to-care","title":"Administrative Assistant Gradient Spiral Notebook – “My job is 50% scheduling and 50% pretending to care.”","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLet’s be honest—being an admin means juggling calendars like a pro… and perfecting your “interested face” during yet another unnecessary meeting. This spiral-bound notebook tells it like it is, with a dash of sass and a whole lot of practicality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWith \u003cstrong\u003e118 ruled pages\u003c\/strong\u003e of smooth 90gsm paper, it’s perfect for meeting notes, to-do lists, or even doodling while you \u003cem\u003epretend to care\u003c\/em\u003e. The \u003cstrong\u003esturdy 350 gsm semi-matt printed cover\u003c\/strong\u003e with colorful gradient design keeps it durable, while the \u003cstrong\u003emetal spiral binding\u003c\/strong\u003e makes page-turning and note-taking easy. Plus, the \u003cstrong\u003edocument pocket\u003c\/strong\u003e on the inside back cover is perfect for stashing receipts, sticky notes, or that secret snack stash you definitely deserve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSized at \u003cstrong\u003e6\" x 8\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s compact enough to carry anywhere, yet spacious enough to handle all your admin brilliance (and sarcasm). The sleek \u003cstrong\u003edark grey back cover\u003c\/strong\u003e adds polish, while the bold front cover gradient design makes sure everyone knows exactly where you stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBold, funny admin-approved front cover quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e118 ruled line pages (59 sheets) of smooth 90gsm paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eStrong 350 gsm printed cover with dark grey back cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDurable metal spiral binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHandy document pocket for loose notes and extras\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSize: 6\" x 8\" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBecause let’s face it—if you’re going to schedule everyone’s chaos, you might as well have a notebook that makes you laugh while you do it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":47235091169535,"sku":"80525737324704508863","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/16457516401793348680_2048.jpg?v=1757805759","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/administrative-assistant-gradient-spiral-notebook-my-job-is-50-scheduling-and-50-pretending-to-care","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}