{"product_id":"dog-walker-spiral-notebook-i-handle-more-crap-before-9-a-m-than-most-people-do-all-day","title":"Dog Walker Spiral Notebook – “I handle more crap before 9 a.m. than most people do all day.”","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLet’s be real — you deserve a medal \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a strong cup of coffee. This 6x8 spiral notebook is for the dog walker who’s seen it all, bagged it all, and still shows up with a smile (and probably a lint roller). Use it to track walks, jot notes, or document the daily drama of your four-legged clientele. \u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💩🐾\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🐕\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003ePages: 118 ruled-line pages (59 sheets) — perfect for logging walks, client updates, or ranking your most “productive” mornings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eCovers: 350 gsm front cover with a glossy full-color print and sleek dark grey back cover — stylish enough to make even poop-bag duty look professional.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003ePaper Weight: 90 gsm — smooth, sturdy, and ready for whatever chaos the morning brings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eBonus: Built-in document pocket inside the back cover — great for business cards, route notes, or emergency wet wipes (you know why).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003ePerfect for: dog walkers, pet care legends, and anyone who knows the true meaning of “dirty work.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":47369243656447,"sku":"21128511547795611401","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/17871774043965614709_2048.jpg?v=1760928255","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/dog-walker-spiral-notebook-i-handle-more-crap-before-9-a-m-than-most-people-do-all-day","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}