{"product_id":"executive-assistant-wine-tumbler-behind-every-exec-is-an-exhausted-badass-1","title":"Executive Assistant Wine Tumbler – “Behind every exec is an exhausted badass.”","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBehind every “visionary leader” is \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e: the over-caffeinated, calendar-juggling, crisis-averting superhero who actually keeps things running. This stainless-steel wine tumbler gets it—it’s tough, reliable, and keeps your beverage the perfect temperature through every “urgent” fire drill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Perks:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMaterial: Stainless steel—durable enough to survive office chaos and end-of-quarter madness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSize: 12oz of liquid patience, because you can’t pour from an empty cup (but you can refill it).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eConstruction: Seamless, vacuum-insulated, double-wall design—keeps drinks hot for 6 hours or cold for 12. Perfect for wine \u003cem\u003eor\u003c\/em\u003e reheated coffee number three.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLid: Clear, BPA-free, press-on lid with slide closure—spill-proof for those “Oh my god, you need it WHEN?” moments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCare: Hand wash only—because even badasses deserve gentle handling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis isn’t just a wine tumbler—it’s a daily reminder that you \u003cem\u003eare\u003c\/em\u003e the backbone of the operation, the keeper of calm, and the quiet force behind every “smooth” executive decision. Sip proudly, badass. You’ve earned it. \u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🍷\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 12oz","offer_id":47458606481663,"sku":"16108764399935348187","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/10890923027402447795_2048.jpg?v=1762111126","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/executive-assistant-wine-tumbler-behind-every-exec-is-an-exhausted-badass-1","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}