{"product_id":"executive-assistant-wine-tumbler-i-get-paid-to-babysit-grownups","title":"Executive Assistant Wine Tumbler – “I get paid to babysit grownups.”","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLet’s be honest—you’re the real boss. You schedule, remind, follow up, and rescue the day (again). You deserve a drink that stays as cool (or hot) as your patience while managing other people’s chaos. Enter your new favorite sidekick: this snarky, stainless-steel wine tumbler that totally gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Perks:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMaterial: Food-grade stainless steel — tough enough to survive even the most “urgent” meeting requests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSize: 12oz of pure sanity (or coffee, or wine—we don’t judge).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eConstruction: Seamless, vacuum-insulated, double-wall design—translation: your drink stays at the perfect temperature no matter how long that “quick” meeting runs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLid: Clear, BPA-free, press-on with slide closure—because spills are for amateurs, not EAs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHot or Cold: Keeps your drink cold for 12 hours or hot for 6—unlike your patience, which runs out faster.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCare: Hand wash only—because you deserve gentle treatment, even if your calendar doesn’t.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis tumbler isn’t just drinkware—it’s emotional support for the professional multitasker who’s seen it all, fixed it all, and still shows up looking like they have it all together. Because when your job description includes \u003cem\u003e“mind reader, crisis manager, and professional email whisperer,”\u003c\/em\u003e you’ve earned it. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 12oz","offer_id":47458579382527,"sku":"26358713466163459748","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/8673743642906687194_2048.jpg?v=1762015643","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/executive-assistant-wine-tumbler-i-get-paid-to-babysit-grownups","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}