{"product_id":"hairstylist-tumbler-20-oz-i-don-t-just-do-hair-i-do-therapy-with-scissors","title":"Hairstylist Tumbler 20 oz. – “I Don’t Just Do Hair, I Do Therapy With Scissors”","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eFor the stylist who wields shears with artistic flair and nods with the wisdom of someone who’s heard everything from breakup sagas to “Should I text him back?” chaos, this tumbler is for you. Congratulations. You’re basically a licensed therapist with better lighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStylist designed specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eMaterials: Stainless steel body with a clear push-on lid and a rubber gasket that seals tighter than the secrets clients swear they “never tell anyone else”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eCapacity: 20oz of liquid patience for back-to-back vent sessions disguised as appointments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eInsulation: Double-wall vacuum construction that keeps beverages hot or cold through every foil wrap, deep sigh, toner revelation, and personal confession\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eDurability: Rust, stain, and corrosion resistant, unlike the hair ties that vanish into the salon void\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eCare: Dishwasher safe, because your hands are already busy enough orchestrating miracles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eFinish: Glossy wraparound print proudly recognizing your dual degree in cosmetology and emotional triage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003ePerfect for the hairstylist who lifts spirits while lifting layers, calms chaos with a comb, and listens like it's part of the service menu. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47522467250431,"sku":"32797394050662374540","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/13895979904934465412_2048.jpg?v=1762895679","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/hairstylist-tumbler-20-oz-i-don-t-just-do-hair-i-do-therapy-with-scissors","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}