{"product_id":"human-resources-tumbler-20-oz-because-common-sense-isn-t-so-common-1","title":"Human Resources Tumbler 20 oz. – “Because Common Sense Isn’t So Common.”","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eThis stainless steel tumbler is for the HR professional who has seen things — things that cannot be unseen, things that required a \u003cem\u003emeeting\u003c\/em\u003e, things that made you question how some adults have survived this long. You’re the keeper of policies, the referee of workplace drama, and the reluctant parent to a building full of people who should really know better by now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs built for the guardian of organizational sanity:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stainless steel body with a clear push-on lid and a rubber gasket sealed tighter than your smile when someone asks if a “quick chat” means they’re fired.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20 oz. — because you need coffee strong enough to prepare you for the daily parade of questionable decisions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsulation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-wall vacuum construction keeps your beverage hot or cold through every complaint, conflict, and “that’s not in my job description.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rust, stain, and corrosion resistant — unlike your reaction when someone asks if HR \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e has to get involved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher safe, since you already spend enough time cleaning up everyone else’s messes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy wraparound print boldly honoring your role as the office common-sense distributor (a tragically scarce commodity).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003ePerfect for the HR pro who knows that policies are easy — people are… not. Sip proudly, stay hydrated, and continue guiding the workplace one baffling situation at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47550719721727,"sku":"28021252120574967182","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/3380421174590187909_2048.jpg?v=1763319687","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/human-resources-tumbler-20-oz-because-common-sense-isn-t-so-common-1","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}