{"product_id":"human-resources-tumbler-20-oz-because-someone-has-to-babysit-the-adults","title":"Human Resources Tumbler 20 oz. – “Because Someone Has to Babysit the Adults.”","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eThis stainless steel tumbler is for the HR professional who spends their day putting out fires, smoothing over drama, and gently reminding grown adults that \u003cem\u003eyes, attendance policies still apply to them\u003c\/em\u003e. You’re the office referee, therapist, detective, and peacekeeper — and somehow you do it all without flipping a desk. Heroic. Truly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs perfectly suited for the keeper of workplace sanity:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stainless steel body with a clear push-on lid and rubber gasket — because your beverages deserve better boundaries than your employees give you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20 oz., ideal for the caffeine required to navigate meetings that “should only take five minutes” (they never do).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsulation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-wall vacuum construction that keeps drinks hot or cold through every policy violation, conflict mediation, and surprise “Do you have a minute?”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rust, stain, and corrosion resistant — unlike your face when someone says, “I didn’t read the handbook.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher safe, because you deal with enough messes at work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy wraparound print honoring your unofficial titles: adult babysitter, voice of reason, and chaos neutralizer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003ePerfect for the HR pro who keeps the workplace from turning into a sitcom — or worse, a lawsuit. Sip proudly, oh mighty wrangler of workplace wildcards. You’re doing amazing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47550715199743,"sku":"19965771433555653101","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/4468072548148035671_2048.jpg?v=1763318769","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/human-resources-tumbler-20-oz-because-someone-has-to-babysit-the-adults","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}