{"product_id":"nurse-tumbler-20-oz-i-triage-your-nonsense-daily-1","title":"Nurse Tumbler 20 oz. – “I Triage Your Nonsense Daily.”","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis stainless steel tumbler is for the nurse who starts their day with caffeine and immediately moves on to sorting through the avalanche of chaos, confusion, and questionable decisions masquerading as “symptoms.” From deciphering cryptic patient stories (“It started last Tuesday…or maybe 1998?”) to filtering out the actual emergencies from the drama, you are the front-line sorter of humanity’s nonsense — with a smile, a pulse ox, and just a \u003cem\u003etouch\u003c\/em\u003e of judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs worthy of a nonsense-neutralizing professional:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stainless steel body with a clear push-on lid and rubber gasket that seals better than a patient’s lips right \u003cem\u003eafter\u003c\/em\u003e you ask what medications they’re on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity: 20 oz.\u003c\/strong\u003e — the perfect size for the liquid patience required to survive a full shift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsulation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-wall vacuum construction keeps drinks hot or cold through every code brown, code red, and code “why is this happening.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rust, stain, and corrosion resistant — unlike the scrubs you sacrificed during an “unexpected situation.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher safe, because the last thing you need is \u003cem\u003eanother\u003c\/em\u003e thing to sanitize manually.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy wraparound print boldly announcing your daily miracle-working skills.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect for the nurse who spends their shifts triaging symptoms, emotions, chaos, and the occasional wild story — all while staying hydrated and only mildly traumatized. Sip proudly. You’re out there doing the sorting the world \u003cem\u003edesperately\u003c\/em\u003e needs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47548294594815,"sku":"32885181783330909344","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/4084904805920591613_2048.jpg?v=1763262274","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/nurse-tumbler-20-oz-i-triage-your-nonsense-daily-1","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}