{"product_id":"nurse-wine-tumbler-i-m-trained-in-cpr-sarcasm-4","title":"Nurse Wine Tumbler – “If I roll my eyes harder, I’ll code”","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBecause some days, the only thing in critical condition is your \u003cem\u003epatience.\u003c\/em\u003e This tumbler is for every nurse who’s mastered the art of eye rolls, deep sighs, and sipping something strong while pretending it’s “just hydration.” Whether you’re charting your life away or surviving another shift with Dr. Know-It-All, this cup’s your emotional support beverage holder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMaterial: Durable stainless steel — tougher than your last double shift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSize: 12oz — the ideal dose for post-shift recovery (or mid-shift sanity).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eVacuum Insulated: Keeps drinks \u003cem\u003ecold for 12 hours\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003ehot for 6 hours\u003c\/em\u003e — because nurses don’t get breaks, just temperature changes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLid: Clear, BPA-free, press-on with slide closure — prevents accidental “wine codes.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eFinish: Seamless, sleek, and built to survive life on the unit (and in the break room).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCare: Hand wash only — you deal with enough machines already.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect for the nurse who can handle chaos with caffeine, sarcasm, and one very expressive eye roll. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 12oz","offer_id":47459641491711,"sku":"32610159976595059382","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/7315407566383819761_2048.jpg?v=1762096035","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/nurse-wine-tumbler-i-m-trained-in-cpr-sarcasm-4","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}