{"product_id":"pet-sitter-tumbler-20-oz-your-dog-s-favorite-person-sorry-not-sorry-2","title":"Pet Sitter Tumbler 20 oz. – “Your Dog’s Favorite Person. Sorry. Not Sorry.”","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eA 20 oz stainless-steel tumbler for the human who walks into a room and instantly outranks the dog’s actual owners. Somewhere between the treats, the belly rubs, and your elite-level fetch enthusiasm, you became \u003cem\u003etheir\u003c\/em\u003e person. And frankly, the dog has no regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop-tier features for the top-tier human:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eMaterials: Stainless steel body with a clear push-on lid and rubber gasket that seals tighter than a dog guarding the good couch spot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eCapacity: 20oz of liquid fuel for walks, snugs, and “just one more” lap around the block\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eInsulation: Double-wall vacuum design keeps drinks hot or cold, even through unexpected zoomies or dramatic “I won’t go inside” moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eDurability: Rust, stain, and corrosion resistant, unlike your reputation with jealous pet parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eCare: Dishwasher safe, because you’re already picking fur off everything you own\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eFinish: Glossy wraparound print boldly declaring the truth everyone secretly knows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eFor the sitter who shows up, spoils generously, and leaves dogs staring at the door in emotional betrayal when you go. Sip with pride. The dog loves you more, and you’re handling it beautifully. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47514149355775,"sku":"30711160525606838061","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/7535183850536246922_2048.jpg?v=1762830972","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/pet-sitter-tumbler-20-oz-your-dog-s-favorite-person-sorry-not-sorry-2","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}