{"product_id":"pet-sitter-wine-tumbler-your-dog-s-favorite-person-sorry-not-sorry-2","title":"Pet Sitter Wine Tumbler – “Your Dog’s Favorite Person. Sorry. Not Sorry.”","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eLet’s face it — the competition was fierce, but you won. You’ve officially stolen hearts (and possibly a few slobbery kisses) as your clients’ dogs’ favorite human. This wine tumbler is your victory trophy — because being adored by every four-legged fluff ball in town \u003cem\u003edeserves a toast.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eSure, the humans pay you… but we all know who you’re really working for. \u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e😉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it’s your new favorite sidekick:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eMaterial: Food-grade stainless steel — tough enough for life in the fur lane.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eSize: 12 oz — just right for wine, coffee, or “it’s been a long day” juice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eSeamless vacuum-insulated double-wall construction — keeps your drink cold for 12 hours or hot for 6 (unlike that one client’s hyper doodle).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eClear, BPA-free press-on lid with slide closure — so you can sip safely while dodging tail wags and zoomies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eRust-resistant and built to last — because spills, slobber, and chaos are part of the gig.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eCare instructions: Hand wash only — because your dishwasher’s probably full of dog bowls anyway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003ePerfect for: post-walk wind-downs, late-night snuggle recaps, or sipping something strong while texting pet parents, “Yes, they miss me already.” Raise your tumbler, pet whisperer — you’ve mastered the art of belly rub diplomacy, treat negotiations, and unconditional love. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 12oz","offer_id":47454226940159,"sku":"81252497815776164233","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/15071707398640988042_2048.jpg?v=1761958869","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/pet-sitter-wine-tumbler-your-dog-s-favorite-person-sorry-not-sorry-2","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}