{"product_id":"project-coordinator-12-oz-wine-tumbler-90-planning-10-screaming-internally-2","title":"Project Coordinator 12 oz. Wine Tumbler – “90% Planning, 10% Screaming Internally”","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eThis wine tumbler is made for project coordinators who meticulously plan timelines, color-code spreadsheets, and politely say “no problem!” while quietly unraveling. Featuring the painfully relatable title \u003cem\u003e“Project Coordinator, 90% planning, 10% screaming internally,”\u003c\/em\u003e it’s the perfect end-of-day reward for holding it together all day long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy this tumbler gets you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e12 oz. capacity—ideal for “just one glass” (per phase)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eDouble-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks cold for 12 hours \u0026amp; hot for 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eStainless steel resists rust, staining, and emotional damage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eClear BPA-free lid with slide closure for controlled sipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eFull-wrap UV print with a subtle horizontal stipple texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eHand wash only—unlike your inbox, this doesn’t need to be overworked\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003ePerfect for project coordinators, planners, and professional problem jugglers everywhere. Sip proudly. Scream quietly. Repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 12oz","offer_id":47958187213055,"sku":"31512770865827541926","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/14984580934210695424_2048.jpg?v=1766893340","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/project-coordinator-12-oz-wine-tumbler-90-planning-10-screaming-internally-2","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}