{"product_id":"project-coordinator-12-oz-wine-tumbler-project-not-on-fire-you-re-welcome-1","title":"Project Coordinator 12 oz. Wine Tumbler – “Project Not on Fire? You’re Welcome.”","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIf nothing’s exploding, deadlines are (mostly) intact, and everyone’s acting like that’s just \u003cem\u003ehow it goes\u003c\/em\u003e—congrats. That was you. This wine tumbler is for project coordinators who prevent disasters so efficiently that no one realizes one was coming. Featuring the perfectly smug truth, \u003cem\u003e“Project Coordinator, Project not on fire? You’re welcome.”\u003c\/em\u003e it’s a well-earned sip of validation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy this tumbler deserves a spot on your desk (or couch):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e12 oz. capacity—the ideal reward for invisible heroics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDouble-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks cold for 12 hours \u0026amp; hot for 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eStainless steel resists rust, stains, corrosion, and workplace chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eClear BPA-free lid with slide closure for civilized sipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eFull-wrap UV print with subtle horizontal stipple texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHand wash only—unlike your job, this doesn’t need extra pressure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect for project coordinators, chaos preventers, and professional fire extinguishers everywhere. If the project’s still standing… you’re welcome. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 12oz","offer_id":47958190686463,"sku":"22072759097005021044","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/9561756445473028353_2048.jpg?v=1766894402","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/project-coordinator-12-oz-wine-tumbler-project-not-on-fire-you-re-welcome-1","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}