{"product_id":"project-coordinator-tumbler-20-oz-90-planning-10-screaming-internally","title":"Project Coordinator Tumbler 20 oz. – “90% Planning, 10% Screaming Internally”","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis stainless steel tumbler is for the project coordinator who can perfectly color-code a timeline, chase down overdue tasks like a bounty hunter, and still maintain the calm, pleasant expression of someone who absolutely \u003cem\u003eisn’t\u003c\/em\u003e screaming on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs designed for the master of controlled chaos:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stainless steel body with a clear push-on lid and rubber gasket that seals tighter than your smile when someone says, “Wait, was that due today?”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20 oz. — because staying on schedule requires more caffeine than anyone admits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsulation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-wall vacuum construction keeps drinks hot or cold through every meeting that could’ve been an email.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rust, stain, and corrosion resistant — unlike your composure when someone updates the shared spreadsheet \u003cem\u003ewrong\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher safe, so you can spend less time scrubbing and more time gently reminding people about deadlines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy wraparound print honoring your ability to keep projects — and yourself — from spontaneously combusting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect for the project coordinator whose day is 90% planning, organizing, and anticipating chaos… and 10% quietly losing it inside. Sip proudly — you’re the reason anything gets done.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47560866529535,"sku":"28340726398602200291","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/16079720846783551972_2048.jpg?v=1763426801","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/project-coordinator-tumbler-20-oz-90-planning-10-screaming-internally","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}