{"product_id":"teacher-tumbler-20-oz-teaching-the-art-of-keeping-small-humans-alive-while-explaining-fractions","title":"Teacher Tumbler 20 oz. - “Teaching, the art of keeping small humans alive while explaining fractions”","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eA 20 oz. stainless steel sidekick for the educator who somehow juggles safety protocols, emotional triage, and the eternal mystery of why 7th graders forget pencils but remember every lyric of a random TikTok sound. This tumbler salutes the daily balancing act: nurturing tiny tornadoes \u003cem\u003ewhile\u003c\/em\u003e breaking down fractions into something less fear-inducing than a pop quiz.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrafted for the multitasking maestro:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eMaterials: Stainless steel body with a clear, push-on lid that guards your drink like a hall monitor on a mission\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eCapacity: 20 oz of caffeinated courage, hydration, or whatever fuels your survival during fraction season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eInsulation: Double-wall vacuum magic that keeps drinks hot or cold longer than the class hamster survives unsupervised attention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eDurability: Rust and stain resistant, unlike the mystery substance you found on your desk yesterday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eCare: Dishwasher safe, because your evenings are already swallowed by grading and emailing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eFinish: Glossy wraparound print broadcasting your supernatural ability to teach math while preventing minor chaos uprisings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003ePerfect for the teacher who shows up every day ready to keep students safe, educated, and (mostly) on-task. May your drinks stay warm, your patience stay strong, and your fractions forever simplify themselves. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47522560704767,"sku":"23318645594670210790","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/8632098526589172528_2048.jpg?v=1763003634","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/teacher-tumbler-20-oz-teaching-the-art-of-keeping-small-humans-alive-while-explaining-fractions","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}