{"product_id":"teaching-assistant-tumbler-20-oz-everything-is-on-fire-but-i-m-still-smiling-2","title":"Teaching Assistant Tumbler 20 oz. – “Everything Is on Fire, But I’m Still Smiling”","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eThis 20 oz. stainless steel tumbler is perfect for the person who navigates pure chaos with the grace of a caffeinated circus performer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs built for the unshakably optimistic (or professionally numb):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eMaterials: Stainless steel body with a clear push-on lid and rubber gasket — because at least \u003cem\u003eyour drink\u003c\/em\u003e won’t spill while everything else around you does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eCapacity: 20 oz. of emotional support liquid — coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you pretending everything is fine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eInsulation: Double-wall vacuum construction keeps beverages hot or cold longer than you’ve been pretending you have it all together.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eDurability: Rust, stain, and corrosion resistant — unlike your faith in other people’s ability to follow simple instructions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eCare: Dishwasher safe, because the last thing you need is \u003cem\u003eanother\u003c\/em\u003e thing to handwash in this burning simulation we call life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eFinish: Glossy wraparound print that boldly broadcasts your chaos-survival energy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eFor the person who’s thriving(ish) in the inferno, radiating positivity, sarcasm, or possibly denial, this tumbler is for you. Sip proudly — the world may be falling apart, but you’re hydrated and smiling anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47538085724415,"sku":"93745125062828071079","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/4205154638214811412_2048.jpg?v=1763090243","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/teaching-assistant-tumbler-20-oz-everything-is-on-fire-but-i-m-still-smiling-2","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}