{"product_id":"teaching-assistant-tumbler-20-oz-multitasking-champion-professional-herder-of-small-humans-2","title":"Teaching Assistant Tumbler 20 oz. – “Multitasking Champion, Professional Herder of Small Humans”","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eA 20 oz. stainless steel tumbler for the unsung hero of the classroom — the teaching assistant who somehow manages to grade papers, tie shoelaces, explain long division, and remind everyone (including the teacher) where they left their coffee. You don’t just multitask — you \u003cem\u003emultimiracle\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs fit for an educational superhero:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMaterials: Stainless steel body with a clear push-on lid and rubber gasket tighter than a kindergartener’s grip on a crayon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCapacity: 20 oz. — just enough caffeine to survive morning chaos and recess duty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eInsulation: Double-wall vacuum construction keeps your coffee hot or your sanity chilled through every meltdown, math problem, and mystery sticky substance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDurability: Rust, stain, and corrosion resistant — unlike your patience on the 87th “Why?” of the day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCare: Dishwasher safe, because your to-do list already needs its own assistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eFinish: Glossy wraparound print that celebrates your ability to juggle chaos and still look semi-composed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect for the teaching assistant who knows that every day is an obstacle course of questions, crayons, and controlled chaos. Sip with pride — you’re the glue, the calm, and the caffeine keeping the classroom together.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47530750443775,"sku":"13472276204408409491","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/12993639369738957211_2048.jpg?v=1763003680","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/teaching-assistant-tumbler-20-oz-multitasking-champion-professional-herder-of-small-humans-2","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}