{"product_id":"wine-tumbler-i-became-a-teacher-for-the-money-and-glamour-obviously-1","title":"Wine Tumbler – “I Became a Teacher for the Money and Glamour. Obviously.”","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eFor the educators who sparkle through chaos, run on caffeine and sarcasm, and still manage to shape young minds — all without the fame and fortune they \u003cem\u003eclearly\u003c\/em\u003e deserve, this tumbler is your daily reminder that you’re doing important work... even if your paycheck disagrees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e✏️\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMaterial: Food-grade stainless steel — sturdy enough to withstand grading marathons, staff meetings, and questionable cafeteria coffee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSize: 12 oz (0.35 l) — perfectly sized for your “teacher juice” (coffee in the morning, something stronger after dismissal).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eConstruction: Seamless, vacuum-insulated, double-wall design keeps drinks cold for 12 hours and hot for 6 — because lukewarm coffee is \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e part of the curriculum.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLid: Clear, BPA-free press-on lid with slide closure — keeping spills contained when someone yells “fire drill!” mid-sip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCare: Hand wash only — because, like teachers, it deserves a little extra care.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou didn’t choose the teaching life for the riches or red carpets — you chose it for the chaos, the coffee, and the occasional “aha!” moment. So raise your tumbler, glam queen (or king) of the classroom — you’ve \u003cem\u003eearned\u003c\/em\u003e this sip. \u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🍎\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 12oz","offer_id":47419132543231,"sku":"23149759622398487226","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/8562730479746847099_2048.jpg?v=1761509664","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/wine-tumbler-i-became-a-teacher-for-the-money-and-glamour-obviously-1","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}