{"product_id":"wine-tumbler-teacher-will-this-be-on-the-test-2","title":"Wine Tumbler – “Teacher: ‘Will This Be on the Test?’”","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAh yes — the question that haunts every teacher’s dreams. This tumbler is for the educators who’ve mastered the art of answering with a smile (while silently screaming). Perfect for anyone who’s ever explained the same thing five times, only to be asked if it’s “important.” Spoiler: it \u003cem\u003eis.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🍎\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMaterial: 18\/8 food-grade stainless steel — as durable as your patience during group projects.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSize: 12 oz (0.35 l) — the ideal capacity for “after grading” or “survived Monday” portions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eConstruction: Seamless, vacuum-insulated, double-wall design keeps drinks cold for 12 hours and hot for 6 — because your coffee should stay hot longer than your students’ attention span.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLid: Clear, BPA-free press-on lid with slide closure — for when that stack of essays starts to wobble.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCare: Hand wash only — because good things (like you) need gentle handling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWhether you’re sipping coffee before class or something stronger after, this tumbler reminds you that you \u003cem\u003edid\u003c\/em\u003e warn them it would be on the test — they just weren’t listening. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 12oz","offer_id":47418926039295,"sku":"27477434493273335249","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/7843\/6863\/files\/14299864425532578177_2048.jpg?v=1761507474","url":"https:\/\/banterbuzz.net\/products\/wine-tumbler-teacher-will-this-be-on-the-test-2","provider":"Banter Buzz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}