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Dog Walker Wine Tumbler: “I Handle More Crap Before 9 A.M. Than Most People Do All Day “
Dog Walker Wine Tumbler: “I Handle More Crap Before 9 A.M. Than Most People Do All Day “
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$24.99 USD
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Let’s be honest — some mornings it’s just you, a leash, a bag full of regrets, and a whole lot of crap. But you handle it like the pro you are — one scoop, one sip, and one side-eye at a time. This tumbler is your well-earned reward for surviving early walks, muddy paws, and dogs who think “sit” is a suggestion.
Details that won’t let you down:
- Material: food-grade stainless steel — durable enough for daily duty (literally).
- Size: 12 oz — just right for your morning brew or evening pour.
- Seamless vacuum-insulated double-wall construction: keeps drinks hot for 6 hours and cold for 12 — because you never know what the day (or the dog) will throw at you.
- Clear, BPA-free press-on lid with slide closure — for when you’re juggling leashes, treats, and questionable life choices.
- Rust-resistant and built to last — unlike your patience before coffee.
- Care instructions: Hand wash only (because dishwasher-safe is a luxury, not a lifestyle).
Perfect for: caffeine-fueled dawn walks, mid-route sanity sips, or post-poop wine therapy. 🐕💩🍷
