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Executive Assistant Wine Tumbler – “I get paid to babysit grownups.”

Executive Assistant Wine Tumbler – “I get paid to babysit grownups.”

Regular price $24.99 USD
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Let’s be honest—you’re the real boss. You schedule, remind, follow up, and rescue the day (again). You deserve a drink that stays as cool (or hot) as your patience while managing other people’s chaos. Enter your new favorite sidekick: this snarky, stainless-steel wine tumbler that totally gets it.

Product Perks:

  • Material: Food-grade stainless steel — tough enough to survive even the most “urgent” meeting requests.
  • Size: 12oz of pure sanity (or coffee, or wine—we don’t judge).
  • Construction: Seamless, vacuum-insulated, double-wall design—translation: your drink stays at the perfect temperature no matter how long that “quick” meeting runs.
  • Lid: Clear, BPA-free, press-on with slide closure—because spills are for amateurs, not EAs.
  • Hot or Cold: Keeps your drink cold for 12 hours or hot for 6—unlike your patience, which runs out faster.
  • Care: Hand wash only—because you deserve gentle treatment, even if your calendar doesn’t.

This tumbler isn’t just drinkware—it’s emotional support for the professional multitasker who’s seen it all, fixed it all, and still shows up looking like they have it all together. Because when your job description includes “mind reader, crisis manager, and professional email whisperer,” you’ve earned it. 

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