If nothing’s exploding, deadlines are (mostly) intact, and everyone’s acting like that’s just how it goes—congrats. That was you. This wine tumbler is for project coordinators who prevent disasters so efficiently that no one realizes one was coming. Featuring the perfectly smug truth, “Project Coordinator, Project not on fire? You’re welcome.” it’s a well-earned sip of validation.
Why this tumbler deserves a spot on your desk (or couch):
12 oz. capacity—the ideal reward for invisible heroics
Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks cold for 12 hours & hot for 6
Stainless steel resists rust, stains, corrosion, and workplace chaos
Clear BPA-free lid with slide closure for civilized sipping
Full-wrap UV print with subtle horizontal stipple texture
Hand wash only—unlike your job, this doesn’t need extra pressure.
Perfect for project coordinators, chaos preventers, and professional fire extinguishers everywhere. If the project’s still standing… you’re welcome.
